Wits: Kristen Schael and Rufus Wainwright

Date: April 12, 2013

3rd & 7 37yd

When @rufuswainwright was a baby, his famous father wrote a song about him called "Rufus is a Tit Man." #Wits

by DewGirl99 via twitter 4/13/2013 1:46:58 AM
#wits Jan is best.

by Thomas Bertilsson via twitter 4/13/2013 1:47:05 AM
.@hansbuetow @ChrisWarcraft I don’t mark the # of mos. since moving from MN, but rather how many #wits I’ve missed.

by rstephens via twitter 4/13/2013 1:47:16 AM
It's a good night at #wits when Jan is my third-favorite person on stage. #rufuslove #janeyisbackstageisall

by i8brenna via twitter 4/13/2013 1:47:24 AM
Jan's about to take out the bulldozer folks. Suddenly I'm nervous #wits

by Julia Schrenkler via twitter 4/13/2013 1:47:51 AM
Jan the custodian is the best! #wits #cowmagnets #beaniebabies

by laffingbuddha via twitter 4/13/2013 1:48:08 AM
Also: beanie babies #alwaysrelevant #wits

by i8brenna via twitter 4/13/2013 1:48:35 AM
I think I just snorted at Jan the custodian. Hilarious. #Wits

by the_younger via twitter 4/13/2013 1:48:35 AM
Beekeeping by Dummies tip #1: Slaaaaaather yourself in pollen #wits

by wits via twitter 4/13/2013 1:49:04 AM
I totally want to know where @kristenschaaled got her fabulous green pants. #wits

by msamberrose via twitter 4/13/2013 1:49:15 AM
#wits PUKE DUST!

by Thomas Bertilsson via twitter 4/13/2013 1:49:22 AM
"Welcome to HELL mother-furball" - Hamster sketch gets non-cuddly fast #wits

by wits via twitter 4/13/2013 1:50:11 AM
#wits Welcome to hell mother furball

by ramoss via twitter 4/13/2013 1:50:18 AM
"I'll never get clean I'll never get clean [and so on]" #wits I wish I didn't understand

by Julia Schrenkler via twitter 4/13/2013 1:51:19 AM
“@wits: "Welcome to HELL mother-furball" - Hamster sketch gets non-cuddly fast #wits” oh my I'm so going to use that substitute.

by heideland via twitter 4/13/2013 1:51:35 AM
Who will name their cat "Rufus" after #wits tonight?

by wits via twitter 4/13/2013 1:52:08 AM
#wits WELL NOW I'm in the MOOD SCOOTER.

by ramoss via twitter 4/13/2013 1:52:44 AM
Well, now I'm in the mood, Scooter! #wits

by Thomas Bertilsson via twitter 4/13/2013 1:52:44 AM
“@wits: "Welcome to HELL mother-furball" - Hamster sketch gets non-cuddly fast #wits” My new fave!

by jesshorwitz via twitter 4/13/2013 1:53:55 AM
Support for #wits comes from the color Khaki. Which shade is perfect for *your* Dad's slacks.

by wits via twitter 4/13/2013 1:54:02 AM
"NOW I'M IN THE MOOOD, SCOOOOTER!" — @kristenschaaled #wits

by scottdshaffer via twitter 4/13/2013 1:54:12 AM
Must be coming up on #wits intermission, the women are fleeing

by mjg5772 via twitter 4/13/2013 1:54:28 AM
Support for #Wits is provided by Khaki. "Which color of khaki is right for your Dad's slacks?"

by DewGirl99 via twitter 4/13/2013 1:54:35 AM
So you CAN use booger mountain on the radio. Huh. #wits

by marblefaun via twitter 4/13/2013 1:54:45 AM
Support for #wits also and actually comes from @invisioneyewear

by wits via twitter 4/13/2013 1:55:02 AM
#wits @rufuswainwright transfixed by this piano playing, singing genius.

by Jessica Rain via twitter 4/13/2013 1:55:14 AM
hail satan #wits

by gingerspicerack via twitter 4/13/2013 1:55:24 AM
Hey! You! Get a @bigtablestudio #wits poster at intermission and bring it to the lobby after the show for signin'

by wits via twitter 4/13/2013 1:55:52 AM
Not enough parents of small people in the audience @wits if "Booger Mountain" didn't get laughs. #wits

by Marje Nitz via twitter 4/13/2013 1:56:13 AM
#wits hipsters gonna hip #wits

by MinneapolisMike via twitter 4/13/2013 1:56:13 AM
The first few bars of "Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk" during that last skit. Rufus, you are such a tease. #wits

by Samdamda via twitter 4/13/2013 1:56:23 AM
So many cats just got named "Rufus". #Wits

by Boivin via twitter 4/13/2013 1:56:24 AM
Bet the whole farm. LEAVE NO COW UNWAGERED. #wits

by anneholt via twitter 4/13/2013 1:56:40 AM
Please warn your children about the dangers of using Booger Mountain! #wits

by lqqkout_pub via twitter 4/13/2013 1:56:41 AM
Where's our SkeeLo deep cut? #wits

by lqqkout_pub via twitter 4/13/2013 1:57:06 AM
Was it mother-furball or mother-four-wall? #wits

by maestrofjp via twitter 4/13/2013 1:57:14 AM
Too bad after all that Twitter buildup for Booger Mountain that the joke flopped. #wits #cantwinemall

by weninchina via twitter 4/13/2013 1:57:20 AM
.@rufuswainwright making me cry, @kristenschaaled making me laugh. #wits

by wyoming_mad via twitter 4/13/2013 1:57:25 AM
. @kristenschaaled is my new #wits girlfriend. It's awkward...

by hashbrown1 via twitter 4/13/2013 1:57:27 AM
I tell my dad we're seeing Rufus Wainwright and he asks me if he's related to Loudon Wainwright III. Generations at #wits

by Sarah Jayne via twitter 4/13/2013 1:57:32 AM
Friday night: @wits livestream & Java giving me the pizza stare down. http://instagram.com/p/YBvmY5R_Df/ #wits

by Aprl24KT via twitter 4/13/2013 1:57:34 AM
"If I'm remembered as a horse, I'm ok with that." @kristenschaaled #wits

by jes3ica via twitter 4/13/2013 1:58:14 AM
#wits Rufus, I want to have s&x w your voice. Pls come home w me. Hubby says it's ok

by Carla via twitter 4/13/2013 1:58:14 AM
Seriously, @rufuswainwright, the dimples, the outfit, the salt & pepper scruff...I am smitten #sexyashell #wits

by Sarah K. Hays via twitter 4/13/2013 1:58:15 AM
Why oh why have I waited this long to see @rufuswainwright live? #wow #wits

by Papa_Was_ARodeo via twitter 4/13/2013 1:58:38 AM