Wits: Julia Sweeney and Martha Wainright

#Wits tweets from the November 16, 2012 show.

3rd & 7 37yd

Nobody better be steppin' on @johnmoe's brown suede shoes tonight at #wits

by completelydark via twitter 11/17/2012 2:11:32 AM
Those are some kickin' spats, @johnmoe! #wits

by iSnob via twitter 11/17/2012 2:11:34 AM
The xylophone is awesome. #wits

by JessperJess via twitter 11/17/2012 2:12:00 AM
In enjoy things. #Wits

by geekydweeb via twitter 11/17/2012 2:12:01 AM
or, I enjoy things. #Wits #CantType

by geekydweeb via twitter 11/17/2012 2:12:51 AM
Truth. "@katiesisneros: Seems like @johnmoe should be transporting moonshine across state lines in those shoes. #wits"

by i8brenna via twitter 11/17/2012 2:13:37 AM
It's a vibraphone. #Wits

by geekydweeb via twitter 11/17/2012 2:13:51 AM
St. Paul, Minneapolis' bookish older sister. #wits

by wits via twitter 11/17/2012 2:14:02 AM
My phone is so dim right now I feel like The Dark Knight back of balcony. #wits

by BooksandBars via twitter 11/17/2012 2:14:14 AM
So funny, @MPR #Wits

by Art_Bristow via twitter 11/17/2012 2:14:31 AM
St. Paul, the other city in the Twin Cities... The bookish older sister. #Wits

by DewGirl99 via twitter 11/17/2012 2:14:47 AM
Yeah for mathletes #wits

by Erin Vrieze Daniels via twitter 11/17/2012 2:14:48 AM
121116 and this is @wits #wits p.twimg.com/A73mIwYCcAANgii.jpg

by heideland via twitter 11/17/2012 2:14:48 AM
My first #wits! @wainBright, Julia Sweeney @munsongs @winnerbowzer

by abywolf via twitter 11/17/2012 2:14:51 AM
#GirlCrush nite #wits @juliasweeney @wainbright

by VassyBamba via twitter 11/17/2012 2:15:10 AM
St Paul: a deliberate and weird choice. #2ndbestisbetter #wits

by i8brenna via twitter 11/17/2012 2:15:18 AM
My son is named Paul. It is a classic awesome family name and my name is DJ Jazzy Jeff #wits

by jefe23 via twitter 11/17/2012 2:15:21 AM
I get the concept of St. Paul #Wits

by Art_Bristow via twitter 11/17/2012 2:16:21 AM
Are you a "St. Paul" or a "Minneapolis" #wits

by wits via twitter 11/17/2012 2:16:22 AM
Per @johnmoe -- St Paul is the DJ Jazzy Jeff to Minneapolis' Fresh Prince. #wits

by kryssypease via twitter 11/17/2012 2:16:40 AM
“DJ Jazzy Jeff, what tales would he tell?! You get better stories from an Oates than a Hall!” -@johnmoe #wits #numbertwos

by irishgirl via twitter 11/17/2012 2:17:06 AM
St. Paul 4 lyfe! #wits

by JessperJess via twitter 11/17/2012 2:17:33 AM
Coveting @wainbright's scarf. #wits #polkadots

by i8brenna via twitter 11/17/2012 2:18:27 AM
#wits What is cake to YOU? #BettyEffinCrocker

by wdonohue via twitter 11/17/2012 2:18:55 AM
Omg @megacita! There's a Betty Crocker sketch happening right now at #wits! "I AM cake!"

by jesshorwitz via twitter 11/17/2012 2:18:57 AM
BETTY CROCKER IS A CAKE CYBORG?!?! #wits

by heideland via twitter 11/17/2012 2:19:43 AM
Betty Crocker is a friggin’ CAKE CYBORG! #wits

by nfnterealtes via twitter 11/17/2012 2:20:18 AM
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by Julia Schrenkler via twitter 11/17/2012 2:20:28 AM
Flour-sack children: the next Cabbage Patch. #wits

by i8brenna via twitter 11/17/2012 2:21:01 AM
Oh my, @MPR #Wits is weird... I Am Cake.

by Art_Bristow via twitter 11/17/2012 2:21:13 AM
Enjoying wittyness at #wits with johnmoe juliasweeney @wainbright @ Fitzgerald Theater instagr.am/p/SHRbFIpOvO/

by tbrunelle via twitter 11/17/2012 2:21:24 AM
Spent all day working on #BettyCrocker pouches and now #wits happens. I CAN’T ESCAPE!

by Nathan_Teske via twitter 11/17/2012 2:21:39 AM
#wits hazard: taking a sip of my Tina Louise right as a punchline gets delivered. #whiskeysnort

by irishgirl via twitter 11/17/2012 2:22:12 AM
#wits ! p.twimg.com/A73oPfyCAAIJVnw.jpg

by Erik Cedarleaf Dahl via twitter 11/17/2012 2:24:00 AM
Holy god this #Wits. I just need to buy the damn season tickets. A couch is no way experience a Betty Crocker cake cyborg.

by SaintFuzzball via twitter 11/17/2012 2:24:08 AM
Yes, @juliasweeney said her book partly came about because of #wits!

by wits via twitter 11/17/2012 2:24:08 AM
Single moms seeking kids: Julia Sweeney leads the wave. #wits

by i8brenna via twitter 11/17/2012 2:24:40 AM
#wits Oh snap, Julia Sweeney's slip of the tongue "single mother without a child" might hit close to home... #AuntieAli

by Ali Lozoff via twitter 11/17/2012 2:24:58 AM
I'm a single mom, I just don't have kids yet. Julia Sweeney #wits #stealingthat

by birdchick via twitter 11/17/2012 2:25:10 AM
"I'm a singel mother, i just don't have a child yet" @JuliaSweeney is so hysterical! #Wits

by BarbAbney via twitter 11/17/2012 2:25:22 AM
#wits Hey! The Twin Cities didn't swipe ALL the cool stuff. Chicago gets @JuliaSweeney

by wdonohue via twitter 11/17/2012 2:26:15 AM
Wish you were at #wits tonight? Stream our show online http://witsradio.org until 10p CT

by wits via twitter 11/17/2012 2:26:38 AM
Reader, I married him. #juliasweeneylovestory #wits

by i8brenna via twitter 11/17/2012 2:27:15 AM
Everyones is at #wits but I got CONFUSED and LOCKED in a freezer at Sloppy Joe store.

by Kelilyy via twitter 11/17/2012 2:27:27 AM
Someone in front of me at #wits must be wearing Orange Glo for perfume.

by kryssypease via twitter 11/17/2012 2:27:43 AM
"I was Pat! How could I know?!" - @juliasweeney at #wits

by Julia Schrenkler via twitter 11/17/2012 2:29:05 AM
If George Lucas couldn't say "no" to Disney, what chance did @JuliaSweeney have? #wits

by iSnob via twitter 11/17/2012 2:29:18 AM
Having cancer was "the beginning of mining my whole family for (comedic) material." @juliasweeney #wits

by DewGirl99 via twitter 11/17/2012 2:30:42 AM
"I think your parents are fair game." - @juliasweeney at #wits, just in time for those Holiday get togethers!

by wits via twitter 11/17/2012 2:31:24 AM
I mean, because let's be honest. Middle school is the WORST. #speechteam #firstchairflute #wits

by katiesisneros via twitter 11/17/2012 2:33:03 AM
Hey budding writers & comics? @JuliaSweeney sez parents are fair game. Go for it. You're welcome. #wits

by heideland via twitter 11/17/2012 2:34:05 AM
I'm waiting for someone to invent the black-background /white-type twitter and text app. Make theater-tweeting less intrusive. #wits

by Ali Lozoff via twitter 11/17/2012 2:34:32 AM
Such an amazing @wits show tonight! The laughings and the cryings. Only bit that confused me was the Bergmanesque Peanuts skit. #wits

by heideland via twitter 11/17/2012 5:09:00 AM
Does anyone know the name of the last song @wainbright sang at #wits tonight? You know, the one that made me snort-cry?

by irishgirl via twitter 11/17/2012 5:09:32 AM
Home from #Wits and wishing I had more empanadas from @midnordtrucks, truly scrumptious.

by TyrillaB via twitter 11/17/2012 5:13:28 AM
Martha Wainwright is a force of nature. Thanks to #wits for the introduction.

by samvanhallgren via twitter 11/17/2012 5:21:58 AM
Big thanks to @ramoss (down in Key West on hols) for selling me her x-tra @wits ticket for tonight. The Swede loved it. Great show. #Wits

by heideland via twitter 11/17/2012 5:28:18 AM
#Wits highlights: @juliasweeney 's Daughter & Santa Claus story, @wainbright killing me with song for her son, @winnerbowzer doing Axl Rose

by dancarlsen via twitter 11/17/2012 5:39:56 AM
Thank you @johnmoe for another fabulous night of #Wits !

by DewGirl99 via twitter 11/17/2012 5:53:13 AM
Thanks to everyone who caught #Wits tonight. The show's on @MPRnews at 7pm tomorrow night. I'm now enjoying a post-show veg out.

by johnmoe via twitter 11/17/2012 5:56:35 AM